02-08-2010, 03:47 AM
Hi all.
IBM-
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
WINDOW-
Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
DOS: Defective Operating System
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
HP: Hot Pursuit
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get
MS-DOS: You Asked For It, You Got It
UNIX: IfUHv2sk, UDntWnt2Kno
VMS: You Got It, All Of It, Want It Or Not
WWW: World Wide Wait
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash
IBM-
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
WINDOW-
Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
DOS: Defective Operating System
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
HP: Hot Pursuit
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Macintosh: What You See Is What You Get
MS-DOS: You Asked For It, You Got It
UNIX: IfUHv2sk, UDntWnt2Kno
VMS: You Got It, All Of It, Want It Or Not
WWW: World Wide Wait
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
NEXT: Now EXchange for Trash